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I have crustaceans in my garden

I have herbivore crustaceans in my garden. It is a constant torment. They mostly love all of the tiny bits of decaying wood commonly known as compost.

They are in satiable.

They are invincible.

They eat strawberries, so I hung those plants from the trees. They eat carrots, beets, & eggplant, so I plant enough for everyone, but now they have gone too far.

I brought my yearling pair of kiwi vines in for the “winter” and they came right along for the ride. Did I care? No, “and let live” I said. And then I found one of the little bastards eating its way around and through the precious bark of my kiwi plant. Fire and brimstone rained down on it. A few days later I found one of its hellacious offspring drinking the kiwi’s life blood again.

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But what can you do? Because there’s no way to get in there and squish the exoarmour of each one. I suppose I could rinse all of the dirt off and nurse it in the aquaponics system… a tempting option…but then I found this cinnamon trick which is prop ported to keep fungus at bay. I threw in some ginger and cayenne pepper for good measure. I latter added garlic skins and bay leaves? I may have used voodoo and a Moroccan scorpion as well. But has all been quiet in the kiwi sanctuary for several days. I have not even seen a wood louse in two days! Knock on wood.

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